DEAD GIVEAWAYS

If you've ever been baffled as to if a woman of the opposite persuasion likes to indulge in acts of passion with members of the darker nation"white girls like black dudes" never fret this phenomenon baffles the masses. You are not alone my friend. In 2009 we said black president, white girl lol. Its hard to discriminate when your on your G. I dont know about you but I dont like to leave anyone out. I know some of my dudes that have white subjects of intrest and try to tell they mamas that the girl is Spanish, Thats bananas! Well if your like me and you really dont give a shit, here are some dead giveaways to tell if a white girl might show you some love.

#1) THE NOSE RING

The nose-ring is a timeless classic amongst white women who find themselves deep within a 4 year relationship with some black dude. 

#2)  THE TIGHT PONYTAIL.

A technique which requires great strength and determination and a will to show black men that the contour of your head is perfectly acceptable. 

#3) THE CAROLINA BLUE CREW-NECK SWEATSHIRT.

This is a giveaway that is rarely seen anymore. This giveaway was popular in the mid to late 90s.

#4) THE NAMEPLATE NECKLACE.

This giveaway can usually be found on the girl working the register in the checkout line at your local grocery store. (Note: Small talk can usually lead to a bag of boneless chicken breast making its way into your grocery bag without being scanned by the laser)

#5) THE DIRTY WHITE LOW TOP SNEAKER.

I dont know what it is about a pair of dirty white air-force 1s that screams I've been walking across baseball pitchers mounds looking for you baby. This is probably the paramount.

Much love to all my white girls I see you out there. Keep doin you.